How do i get my girl­friend to…

How do i get my boy­friend to…

My gf…

My bf…

How do i get my wife to…

How do i get my husband to…

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(http://www.warningsigngenerator.com/)

(http://www.warninglabelgenerator.com/)

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Are You Skynet?

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LOL!

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你想像中的殺手是怎樣的?
常在電影出現的那種殺手?
“真是胡扯. 一點人類學的涵養後沒有. 有一百個殺手, 肯定就有一百種殺手.”
在九把刀的世界裡:
殺手3大手則

不能愛上目標, 也不能愛上委託人
不管在任何情況下, 絕不能透露委託人的身分. 除非委託人想殺自己滅口, 否則不可危及委託人的生命.
下了班就不是殺手. 即使喝醉, 睡夢中, 做愛時, 也得牢牢記住這點.

殺手3大職業道德

絕不槍生意. 殺人沒有這麼好玩, 賺錢也不是這種賺發.
如有親朋好友被殺, 即使知道是誰做的, 也決不找同行報復, 也不可逼問同行供出雇主的身分.
保持心情愉快, 永遠都別說「這是最後一次」. 這可是忌忌違中的忌違, 說出這句話的人, 幾乎都會在最後一次任務中栽挭斗.

待續…

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some ran­dom pic­tu­res and videos

ima­ges from izismile.com
Cheapo Airline

North Korea Mass Game

“The pic­tu­res chan­ging in the back­ground are actually peo­ple chan­ging the color of the cards they are hol­ding. Each per­son is like a pixel on a TV screen. Pretty ama­zing!! ”
and do a little search on Banksy, very inte­res­ting art work from him.  http://www.banksy.co.uk/

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go read
http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html
and
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=38467

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@
4:05:06 am
of
8^th of July this year
the date and time will be
04:05:06:07:08:09
such a con­se­cu­tive sequence will never ever hap­pen again.
 
– thanks, stumble!

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stum­ble upon…

http://www.brentstirton.com MUST SEE!
What goes around comes around
55 Extre­mely use­ful online gene­ra­tors for designers

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